Friday, 10 June 2011

The Smiths

There is a receptor in my brain whose sole business is to appreciate The Smiths and Morrissey.

One of the many things to love about The Smiths is the amazing cover art. I have been trying to recreate the style of Smiths record covers using Photoscape photo editing freeware. 



















Saturday, 4 June 2011

Crows

We worked with chainsaws on the blackthorn brier, and threw the densely tangled wood onto a pile that became a large bonfire late in the autumn afternoon. The garden was 2 acres enclosed by a high wall of red brick. Against the northern wall stood the remains of a Victorian glasshouse, its glazing pushed out by plants that had burst from within over years of abandonment.

Beyond the wall, the garden was surrounded by belts of fir trees, which gave further protection from the winds of the Perthshire hills, so that the bonfire filled the garden with smoke sweetened by sloe berries that popped on the burning branches. Rusted remains of agricultural equipment protruded from the needle-carpeted ground beneath the trees, and high above roosted hundreds of crows.

The crows' calls sounded over the chainsaws as we laboured, and their cries grew in intensity when we finally pulled our sweating hands from sour-smelling gloves as the light began to die. We withdrew to the caravan to eat, drink and to smoke. The men laughed into the night, and I did not tell them that, when I cupped my hands around my eyes and looked through the reflecting windows into the darkness, I could see a hundred crows or more gathered around the blackthorn bonfire, primary feathers overlapping as they held their wings outstretched to capture the heat of the slow-burning embers.

Thursday, 2 June 2011

Cammeray Skatepark

I rode my bike to skate at Cammeray a few days ago. I found a good route across Darling Harbour to cut through the CBD, and onto the Kent Street bicycle lanes, before traversing the Harbour Bridge.
wind blows flags on a mast by Sydney Observatory

bike lane across the harbour bridge

Once over the bridge into North Sydney the streets are far less bike-friendly, particularly on the approach to the skatepark, where a triple-carriageway road overpasses a multi-lane highway. The skatepark is bordered by the off-limits grey and green wastelands of the aforementioned roads and a gold course; there is a tennis club on another side. It's the worst kind of austere urban landscape, windswept and unsympathetic. The only people on foot are golfers scowling at the half-acre of fairway the skatepark has deprived them of.

Cammeray skatepark is a plaza-style 'street' park; it has no transition, just flat banks, ledges and rails, which is fine by me. The surface is amazing and the obstacles are fun - the 'whale' thing is a hoot. I would skate there more, but it's further than Waterloo, which is also a nice wee street plaza park.  I stuck some Cammeray footage into this shocking little video of Sydney skateparks that I have cobbled together from iPhone footage. I used Prefab Sprout's King of Rock 'n' Roll because, like my skating, it is the opposite of hardcore. Switch-epic. The music and terrible editing amplify an atmosphere of lameness. I am 34.

 
Three Sydney Skateparks